2+ hour, 6+ min ago   (546+ words) By Martin Bishop, 45 I HAVE recently discovered that the passage of time has been unfairly applied to me. But now I’m 45 I’m apparently supposed to think a 25-year-old is a different category of human being. This makes no sense – a…...

3+ day, 5+ hour ago   (549+ words) A QUIRKY, independent 38-year-old man believes he is too focused on his job and his happiness to give in to the pressure to marry. Tom Logan, who changes his hair colour monthly, is tired of outdated social expectations suggesting a…...

1+ mon, 4+ day ago   (638+ words) A MAN who was impressed by how quietly his girlfriend was able to have sex while staying at his parents’ house is now worried instead. Josh Hudson thought it was good of girlfriend Nikki Hollis to keep the volume down…...

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (544+ words) Kate completed the challenge of summiting the three highest mountains in Scotland, England and Wales and described not being whined at by her children or husband for a whole day as the ‘most fulfilling experience of her life.’ The 44-year-old…...

1+ mon, 3+ week ago   (501+ words) A WOMAN who is only offered a selection of lunatics and perverts on dating apps has been asked why she always picks the wrong men. Hannah Tomlinson’s friends regard her romantic history as a personal failing, despite every app featuring…...

2+ mon, 3+ week ago   (227+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash… A MAN has nodded through a 60-minute monologue from his girlfriend on how they need to sit down and have a proper talk about their relationship. Browne said: “She…...

3+ mon, 1+ day ago   (460+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash… A WOMAN has confirmed that if her husband engages in any interaction with a woman, that women then becomes his girlfriend and is referred to as such. Jo Kramer,…...

3+ mon, 2+ day ago   (468+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash… A SWINDON woman is unsurprised that Vernon Kay and Tess Daly have separated, because 16 years ago he sent numerous explicit texts to a Page 3 stunner. Marketing manager Carolyn Ryan…...

3+ mon, 3+ week ago   (16+ words) Jack and Rose of Titanic, and other cinematic couples who wouldn't have stayed together The Daily Mash...

4+ mon, 4+ day ago   (910+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash… YOU never forget your first love, especially if she’s on TV singing Eternal Flame because she’s the lead singer of The Bangles. Here are more old crushes you’d get…...