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Christian Nationalist Ex-Oklahoma Schools Chief Ryan Walters Is Getting No-Fault Divorced

2+ hour, 36+ min ago  (390+ words) To be fair, he was also really good at sending and showing porn to his colleagues. And now he is about to be very good at being alone. Last Friday, Ryan Walters filed a petition to divorce Katie Walters, his…...

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79-Year-Old British Millionaire Gun Nut Seeks 'Good Breeder,' No Scorpios Need Apply!

5+ mon, 2+ week ago  (649+ words) Are you looking for love? Or maybe to be a fictional homicide victim on an upcoming episode of Midsomer Murders? Do you have very low standards while also meeting some absurdly specific ones? Well, we may have found the man…...

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Same-Sex Marriage Gets Closer To Chopping Block

9+ mon, 1+ day ago  (506+ words) Kim Davis squalling about gay marriage violating her rights is nothing new, she has been filing appeals ever since she lost her first case, the lawsuits against her, and ALL of her appeals. In 2016, the Kentucky General Assembly passed a…...

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ICE Nazis Kidnap Episcopal Priest's Daughter, Release Her, Probably Are Mad She Didn't Say 'Thank You'

9+ mon, 1+ week ago  (593+ words) Or maybe it'll be another beloved professional soccer player. Or another high school junior who was supposed to play in the band at the seniors' graduation the day after the Nazis took him. Or another mommy in southern Missouri who's…...

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Are You Ready To Find True Love On Joel Webbon's Christian Nationalist Arranged Marriage Site?

9+ mon, 2+ week ago  (433+ words) Are you looking for romance? Or for some goats? Trying to get your kids to move out? Do you have a daughter you just really, really hate? Well! ! Theobro Joel Webbon has something for you. Basically it is a form…...